If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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