I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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