I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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