i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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