Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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