question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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