He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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