I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Please, let me fuck your mom
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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