it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
not ubering you a puppy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize