you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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