question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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