my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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