We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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