please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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