seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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