I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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