That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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