yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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