Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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