Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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