i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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