3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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