I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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