That's intense
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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