I cockslap morals
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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