when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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