And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Randomize
