Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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