I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize