I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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