I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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