I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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