Fuck appropriateness.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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