she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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