I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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