she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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