There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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