So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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