Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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