Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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