belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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