Midget sex pt 2 tonight
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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