About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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