you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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