I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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