how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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