Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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