Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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