At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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