it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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