It's like a parade of train wrecks.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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