it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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