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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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