She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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