I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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