just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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