PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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