Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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