More tranny stories later!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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