it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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