How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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