Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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