Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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